pachi-venere:

pinkiepiebones:

rockflavors:

heckmate:

mirthandir:

monsterhunter439:

rockflavors:

Rock flavor: Raw salmon

Peaches

Rock flavor: just a big ol’ tangerine

onion

NO

It’s a peeled orange!

MANGO

bitchycode:

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again

hxasinthus:

new years resolutions:

- get into a sword fight

- read the complete works of shakespeare

- be gay

trashcanofobsessions:

monsterhiqh:

sniper-fox:

beachgothgay:

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

autumngracy:

working-class-worm:

WHAT a goddamn mood

dubiousculturalartifact:

mischiefissirius:

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

i think most people are interpreting this as wanting a partner, but also being gay is way better when you have a bunch of gay friends